X. Do you agree the Bible says a pencil costs less than an eraser?
Y. Yes, I agree, that’s in the Bible!
X. Okay, do you also agree that the Bible says a pen costs more than an eraser?
Y. Absolutely, that’s what the Bible says.
X. So, therefore, according to the Bible, a pen costs more than a pencil, right?
Y. Ah, no. Nowhere does the Bible say a pen costs more than a pencil!
X. (Beats his head against the wall
Y. But where does the Bible actually say a pen costs more than a pencil, hmmm?
X. Okay, it doesn’t actually say it, but from what the Bible does say about all three items we can logically deduce that a pen costs more than a pencil.
(Sometimes it’s due to a lack of ability to reason logically.
Other times, they’re just being dishonest.)
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